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(E) TWO COWS - Better Humor then tumor
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with
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(H,E) Najteze je..The most difficult...-Better Humor Than Tumor
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Najteže je biti bezpomoćan a najlakše je pomoći bezpomoćnomThe most difficult thing is to be helpless, but the easiest thing is to help one who is.- profdr. Žarko Dolinar
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(E) City boy makes it big - Better Humor Than Tumor
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
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(E) Heaven and Hell
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(E) WRITTEN IN THE SAND
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WRITTEN IN THE SAND A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE" They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been
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(E,H) Better Humor Than Tumor - Bolje Humor Nego Tumor
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Architect: A person who is not macho enough to be an engineer; nor gay enough to be a designer.Banker: A person who lends you an umbrella when its sunny and requests it back when it starts to rain.Consultant: A person who takes your watch from you, tells you the time and charges you for it.Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you can hardly wait to go.Economist: An expert who will know tomorrow why what he foresaw
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(E) Cartoon NANA by Ankica Vodopija - BOO-BOOS
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Nanaby Ankica Vodopija - BOO-BOOS
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(H) Uloga je ideologije u politici kamuflaza interesa
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Politicki analiticari kazu da u odnosima izmedju drzava vrijedi machiavellisticka deviza koja se cita: ono sto ne zelis da tebi drugi ucini, ucini ti drugomu. A George Washington je svojim nasljednicima ostavio u amanet, da ne traze prijateljstvo medju drzavama, nego interes. I RH bi na svoj nacin trebala biti nazocna svuda u svijetu, u potrazi za svojim interesima. Hocu reci kako je Vas pristup svjetskoj
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(E) Some days you are the dog, some days you're the hydrant
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THE SENILITY PRAYER God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered.... ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. &n
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