(E) City boy makes it big - Better Humor Than Tumor


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(E) City boy makes it big - Better Humor Than Tumor
By Nenad N. Bach \| Published 07/11/2002 \| Humor And Wisdom \| Unrated

(E) City boy makes it big - Better Humor Than Tumor
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, at least give me the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998." Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the Chief Financial Officer of WorldCom and Sat on the board of Nortel Networks and Lucent Technologies. AND NOW YOU KNOW ........THE REST OF THE STORY!