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(E,H) Better Humor Than Tumor - Bolje Humor Nego Tumor
By Nenad N. Bach | Published  06/11/2002 | Humor And Wisdom | Unrated
(E,H) Better Humor Than Tumor - Bolje Humor Nego Tumor

Architect: A person who is not macho enough to be an engineer; nor gay enough to be a designer.

Banker: A person who lends you an umbrella when its sunny and requests it back when it starts to rain.

Consultant: A person who takes your watch from you, tells you the time and charges you for it.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you can hardly wait to go.

Economist: An expert who will know tomorrow why what he foresaw yesterday didn't happen today.

Statistics Expert: One that is good with numbers but is responsible enough to not be an engineer.

Intellectual: Individual who has the capacity to think longer than two hours on something other than sex.

Programmer: One that solves the problem that you didn't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

Psychologist: One that looks at everyone else when a beautiful lady enters the room.



ARHITEKT: Kaze se za tipa koji nije bio dovoljno musko da bi bio inzinjer; ni dovoljno peder da bi bio dizajner. 

BANKAR: To je tip koji bi ti posudio svoj kisobran kad je suncan dan i trazio bi ga nazad kad pocne padati kisa. 

KONZULTANT: To je onaj tko ti skine sat sa ruke, kaze ti koliko je sati i to ti naplati. 

DIPLOMAT: To je onaj koji ti kaze da ides do vraga na takav nacin da jedva cekas da pocne putovanje. 

EKONOMIST: To je strucnjak koji ce sutra znati zasto se ono sto je predvidio jucer nije dogodilo danas. 

STATISTICAR: To je onaj koji je dobar sa brojevima ali posjeduje dovoljno jaku osobnost da ne bi bio inzinjer. 

INTELEKTUALAC: Individualac koji posjeduje kapacitet da razmislja duze od dva sata o necemu sto nije seks. 

PROGRAMER: To je onaj koji ti rijesi problem koji nisi ni znao da imas, i to na nacin koji ne razumijes. 

PSIHOLOG: To je onaj koji gleda sve ostale kada neka zgodna zena udje u prostoriju.

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