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(E) I don't believe in Miracles. I rely on them.
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Distributed by CroatianWorld I don't believe in Miracles. I rely on them. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance. Dear Bertha, I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting in the yard and admiringthe view without fussingabout the weeds in the garden. I'm spending moretime with my family and friends and less time working. Wheneverpossible, life should be a pattern of
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(H) "DUET" na telefonu Florida-Zagreb
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Distributed by CroatianWorld "DUET" na telefonu Florida - ZagrebDr. Vlado Cop i Dr. Zarko DolinarDragi moji pajdasi, purgeri, grabancijasi, bumo rekli "svi nasi"!Moram vam povedat kaj mi se pripetilo prvog dana novog nam leta Gospodnjega. Cul sam da je nas slavni pingic mestar, Zarko Dolinar, inace dupli doktor i slavni profesor Anatomije i drugih medicinskih znanosti, malko zbetezal. Mislil sam si, da bi ga moral nazvati, da cujem kaj
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(H) Ne mogu uzivati u tudjim mukama - moja iskrena netolerancija!
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Distributed by CroatianWorld Ne mogu uzivati u utudjimmukama!...najvise gledam njemacku/austrijsku tv, a malo sam pogledao i htv,danijelu, uz severinu i josipu lisac hrvatske najbolje. danijela imalijep glas, pjeva prirodno, bez naprezanja vratnih zila i drugih muka, auvijek je prirodno nasmijana, vedra, zraci ljepotom i optimizmom. u autusam slusao i severinu, i ona ima slobodan, lebdeci raspjevan glas, i onapjeva s lakocom bez napreza
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(E) Sometimes you have to follow the opposite course
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"Sometimes you have to follow the opposite course; distrustagreement and find in dissent the confirmation of your own intuitions" UMBERTO ECO FROM THE HEART OF TIMES SQUARE IN A TIME WHEN TIMES ARE TOUGHYour friends at GLOBALVISION greet you from our heads and our heartsWishing you peace at a time once known as a season of PEACEHoping for a permanent Holiday from the madnessAnd a Happier NEWS YEAR than the one we've hadTHANK YO
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(E) Better Humor Than Tumor
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Better Humor Than Tumor -Prof Dr. Zarko Dolinar- Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the Seahawksfootball game, threemen decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "
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(E) Headlines for 2036
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Headlines for 2036 "Better Humor ThenTumor"Prof. Dr. ZarkoDolinarOzone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock. Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped. Authentic ye
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(E) Golf Wars Episode 2
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(E) Southern Jokes
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Better Humor Then Tumor - Prof Dr. Zarko Dolinar -Southern JokesAn Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck
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(E) Talking Dog Free to a Good Home
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" Talking Dog Free to a Good Home."Guy sees a sign in front of a house," Talking Dog Free to a Good Home."He rings the bell and the owner tells himthe dog is in the back yard. The guy goesinto the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there." You talk?: he asks."Yep" the mutt replies."So what's your story ?"The mutt looks up and says " Well, I discovered this gift pretty youngand I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift
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