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(E) Ever been so tired ?
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(E) Darkness does not exist
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Did God create everything that exists? Does evil exist? Did God create evil?A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?"A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!""God created everything?" The professor asked."Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.The professor answered, "If God cr
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(E) The Cookies
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The CookiesAt an airport one night With several long hours Before her flight. She hunted for a book In an airport shop, Bought a bag of cookies And found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book But happened to see, That the man sitting beside her, As bold as could be, Grabbed a cookie or two From the bag in between, Which she tried to ignore To avoid a scene. So she munched the cookies And watched the clock, As the gutsy cookie thief
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(E) Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time
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Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed eachmorning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coiffed and shavedperfectly applied, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursinghome today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the movenecessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of thenursing home, he smiled sweetly when told h
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(E) I WANT WIN TO CRO ABOUT
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I WANT WIN TO CRO ABOUT By Daily RecordDADO PRSO admits he will be ridiculed by his countrymen if Rangers lose to Dinamo Zagreb in the early hours of tomorrow morning.Alex McLeish's men take on the Croatian side in Toronto's Roger Centre with a 00.30 BST kick-off.Prso started his professional career with Zagreb's rivals Hajduk Split.And although tomorrow's match is a friendly, he admits the people back in his homeland would have a field day
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(E) Move ya sexy ass, donkey
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Randy donkey was a real pain in the ass... July 02 2005 at 01:18PM Zagreb - A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park. Aga the donkey used to badger his favourite females for sex as much as 16 times a day. Park officials acted after tourists complained that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex.They also complained that t
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(E) Elaborate funeral
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Elaborate funeralIt's Monday again, out of numerous email messages since Friday, I thought to share this one. Have a good, safe week and a chuckle or two! MariaA cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that
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(E) Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs ?
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A RedneckMurder 1. All the DNA is the same.2. There are no dental records.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit
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(E,H,S,G) ...and to the elected Miss I wish a lot success in further beauty
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...and to the elected Miss I wish a lot success in further beauty "Ustani bane,-
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