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(E) Move ya sexy ass, donkey
By Nenad N. Bach | Published  07/5/2005 | Humor And Wisdom | Unrated
(E) Move ya sexy ass, donkey

 

Randy donkey was a real pain in the ass...

July 02 2005 at 01:18PM

Zagreb - A randy donkey has been banished to a deserted island after harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park. Aga the donkey used to badger his favourite females for sex as much as 16 times a day. Park officials acted after tourists complained that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex.

They also complained that the other donkeys were no longer so friendly and spent all their time hiding from Aga. The herd of wild donkeys had, until recently, been a major attraction for tourists in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia. Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga was caught and shipped off to the deserted island of Dugi Otok.

A spokesperson for the national park said Aga had plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "calmed down". The spokesperson said: "The other donkeys in the park were hiding to avoid Aga and that meant they were not mixing with the tourists. But now that Aga has gone they have come out of hiding and are happily mixing with the visitors again." - Ananova.com

 

Op-ed

Now, if Croatian donkey can do that, you can just imagine what can Croatian man do?.. and if someone calls you donkey ...again, do not get offended. Take it as an compliment or just go to a deserted island, before they ship you there. Dugi is better than Goli.

nb

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1120222595615A551

Move ya sexy ass, donkey

A SEX-mad donkey has been banished to a deserted island after bonking females in a national park SIXTEEN times a day. Wardens said randy Aga’s antics had offended visitors and driven nervous members of his wild herd into hiding.

But they claim the donkeys have now recovered. A spokesman at Croatia’s Telascica National Park said: “With Aga gone, they’ve come out of hiding and are mixing with visitors again.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005300263,00.html

 

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  • Comment #1 (Posted by miya)

    sexy
     
  • Comment #2 (Posted by susan)

    i would like to see the donkeys sexy but i cant help me

     
  • Comment #3 (Posted by jan)

    i m a sexy man i look a sexy diffrent videos
     
  • Comment #4 (Posted by omar)

    sex
     
  • Comment #5 (Posted by amany)

    vrey good
     
  • Comment #6 (Posted by amany)

    very good
     
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