FEATURE: Installing LoveTech Support: Yes?... How can I help you?Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.Can you guide me through the process?Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What doI do first?Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you locatedyour Heart?Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs
Laughter is best defense against bungling robber ZAGREB,Croatia (AP) -- A bank clerk didn't need a weapon to ward off a would-be robber. When the masked man pulled out a gun, she just laughed in his face. The suspect was so humiliated he ran away. The bungled holdup occurred Thursday at a small bank on Zagreb's main square, police said. The 31-year-old clerk, identified only as Martina S., "laughed aloud" at the threat from t
Love at first sight A South African businessman is refusing to leave Croatia until he finds a girl who he spotted across a crowded bar.Keith Van Der Spuy has never even spoken to the girl but says she was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. He has cancelled his flight home and taken out adverts in local newspapers in the port town of Split.Mr Van Der Spuy says he lost sight of the pretty young woman shortly after she smiled at him ac
"All truth passes through three stages," said the German philosopher Schopenhauer. "First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed.Third, it is accepted as self-evident."
The Victor Borge Website InflaterVictor Borge invented the inflationary language - you know, the one where numbers hidden in the language (like wonderful) become inflated (twoderful).You can use this page to "inflate" almost any website or text, just by filling out one of the fields below.URL: Text: Position for output watermark: Top Right Floating Klapa Fivethreenal is exquisiteKlapa Five
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