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(E) Google bombing
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Foes of Bush Enlist Google in Group PrankBy SAUL HANSELL, The New York TimesEarlier this year, Google started a widely used news service. Last week, it looked to some users of the Google search that the site had started to editorialize.Anyone searching on Google for the phrase "miserable failure" was sent to the official White House biography of President Bush.Google executives say they have no corporate opinion of the Bush presid
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(H) Malo Filozofije i sale
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PIVOProfesor filozofije je pred razredom, a ispred sebe ima nekoliko predmeta.Kada je sat poceo, bez rijeci uzima u ruke veliku praznu staklenku od krastavaca i pocinje je puniti kamenjem promjera oko 5cm. Onda je upitao studente da li je staklenka puna. Oni su se slozili da je. Profesor onda uzima kutiju sa sljunkom i nasipa ga u staklenku. Staklenku je malo protresao i naravno, sljunak je, kotrljajuci se, popunio prostor izmedu kamenja. O
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(E) What would you do?
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Distributed by CroatianWorld What would you do? Subject : TWO TOUGH QUESTIONSQuestion 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here a
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(H) Srecica
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SRECICABila jednom jedna Srecica. Ispala je ona iz torbe Velike Srece koja je išla svojim putem prema visokim vrhuncima. Kako Srecica ionako nikad nije htjela odrasti i biti velika, radosno šmugnu u drugom smjeru! Srecica je šumskim puteljkom pocupkivala poput loptice-skocice i srce joj je igralo od radosti! Nakrivila je svoj becarski šeširic, zataknula cvjetic iza uha i poce biglisati poput slavujica.Srecica nije voljela biti sama i odmah
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(E) Amzaing
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AmazingAorccrdnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is tahtthe frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a totalmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae thehuamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as awlohe.amzanig huh?
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(E) Love is what's in the room if you stop opening presents and listen
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Love is what's in the room if you stop opening presents and listen What does love mean? A group of professional people posed this question toa group of 4 to 8 year-olds, What does love mean? The answers they gotwere broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what youthink: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint hertoenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, evenwhen his h
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(E) We spend more, but have less
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We spend more, but have lessMessage by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
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(E) Why the chicken crossed the road?
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Dear Hilda,The point and the reason I brought up the story about "YU" has been lost. I have no hallucinations, many of us get caught up in our emotions and remain there.The fact is that most of us are not ready to see it. Many of us refuse to see it. Manyof us are attached to the stories about the dramas and to the information with which we have been fed.The truth is always that, the truth, unchangeable. Truth simply is.Our interepretation va
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(E) The Awakening
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The Awakening--Author Unknown A time comes in your life when you finally get it...when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH!Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on.And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world thr
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