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(E) What would you do?
By Nenad N. Bach | Published  11/15/2003 | Humor And Wisdom | Unrated
(E) What would you do?
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What would you do?



Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.
Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A. is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B. is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C. is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said just killed Beethoven.
Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of
this note!

Keep reading...........................

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the Ark.
Professionals...........built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud *19
have been accused of writing bad checks *117 have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses *3 have done time for assault *71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit *14 have been arrested on drug-related
charges *8 have been arrested for shoplifting *21 are currently defendants
in lawsuits *84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

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