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(E) Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position
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Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position Tribal WisdomThe tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:1. Buying a stronger whip.2. Changing riders.3. Appointing a committee to st
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(E) Better Humor Than Tumor
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Better Humor Than Tumor - Dr. Zarko Dolinar
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(E) Customer Service
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CUSTOMER SERVICEThis has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for Termination without Cause.Actual dialogue of a former WordPe
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(E) "Luckiest man alive" fears to tempt fate
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"Luckiest man alive" fears to tempt fate Thu Apr 29 2004A man who cheated death seven times, had four failed marriages and then won STG600,000 ($A1.47 million) with his first lottery ticket refused to tempt fate to begin a new career on Australian TV.Frano Selaks - dubbed the luckiest man in the world - refused to fly from his home in Croatia to Australia to film TV commercials for Doritos corn chips.Instead, an Australian cr
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(E) A scene at City Hall in San Francisco
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A scene at City Hall in San Francisco"Next." "Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license." ""Names?" "Tim and Jim Jones." "Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance." "Yes, we're brothers." "Brothers? You can't get married." "Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?" "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any SIBLI
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(E) What do you see?
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(E) It' not easy to be a Doctor
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It' not easy to be a DoctorDuring a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches
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(E) 10 kilometers in 10 years of a Christmas card
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10 kilometers...in 10 yearsChristmas card covers 10 kilometers...in 10 years Thu Dec 18, Lesson for today: If you're going to be late, be very late!kathy.beslic@gm.com Kata BeslicZAGREB (AFP) - A Christmas card sent from Zagreb has taken 10 years to reach its destination in Sesvete 10 kilometers (six miles) from the capital, just in time for Christmas 2003, the local press reported. "We wish you a Merry Christmas and a lot of luck and
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(E) Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmashttp://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf Turn on your speakers and click.
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