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The Husband Store
By John F. Kennedy | Published  12/16/2006 | Humor And Wisdom | Unrated
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
catch . . . .
you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may
choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Floor 2 - The second floor sign reads: These men have jobs,
love the Lord, and love kids.

Floor 3 - The third floor sign reads: These men have jobs,
love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids,
are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!

The Wife Store
 
There is actually also a Wife Store, just on the opposite side of the street.
Works the same way as the Husband Store - also 6 floors, you can only enter once, and there is only one direction to go.
 
The doors read:
 
Floor 1 - These women have a beautiful face.
 
Floor 2 - These women have a beautiful face and a nice body.
 
What is on the other floors, nobody knows. No man has ever entered them...


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