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(E) God's road signs
By Nenad N. Bach | Published  06/30/2003 | Humor And Wisdom | Unrated
(E) God's road signs




God's road signs 

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome ... enjoy. 


Tell the kids I love them. 
-God 


Let's meet at my house Sunday 
before the game. 
-God 


C'mon over and bring the kids. 
-God 


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." 
didn't you understand? 
-God 


We need to talk. 
-God 


Keep using my name in vain, 
I'll make rush hour longer. 
-God 


Loved the wedding, 
invite me to the marriage. 
-God 


That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... 
I meant it. 
-God 


I love you and you 
and you and you and... 
-God 


Will the road you're on 
get you to my place? 
-God 


Follow me. 
-God 


My way is the highway. 
-God 


Need directions? 
-God 


You think it's hot here? 
-God 


Have you read my #1 best seller? 
There will be a test. 
-God 

Do you have any idea 
where you're going? 
-God 


Don't make me come down there. 
-God 

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