FEATURE: Installing Love
Tech Support: Yes?... How can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running also.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely deleted.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Code 37943
- Program not run on external components". What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: OK, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and won*t come back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over my Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually
gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more
thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's
components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it with
others and return some cool components back to you.
Customer: Thank you. Everything seems to be working much better!
(Author Unknown)
Millie Hernandez-Pulsone
ISO Director
Maryknoll Sisters
100 Ryder Road
Maryknoll, NY 10545-0311
(914) 941-0783 ext:5625
mpulsone@mksisters.org
FEATURE: Installing Love
Tech Support: Yes?... How can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running also.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory,
but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely deleted.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the
upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Code 37943
- Program not run on external components". What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your
Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: OK, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and won*t come back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over my Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually
gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more
thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it's
components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it with
others and return some cool components back to you.
Customer: Thank you. Everything seems to be working much better!
(Author Unknown)
Millie Hernandez-Pulsone
ISO Director
Maryknoll Sisters
100 Ryder Road
Maryknoll, NY 10545-0311
(914) 941-0783 ext:5625
mpulsone@mksisters.org